Listen!

M: Listen, Hope, the birds are chirping! They're saying, "Wake up, Hopie!"

H: Birds can't talk, Mommy.

#rainonmyparade #literalthreenager

Nugget makes a good pillow

My toddler just said

"I'm going to clean up all these toys so I can watch Yo Gabba Gabba with options."

So I said, "good idea! Would you like some help?"

And she replied, "no thanks."

#yesplease

#dumbstruckmama