H on Thanksgiving

M: "Didn't you have fun playing with Liam?"

H: "I was the only one there with ducks."

Hi Ho the Derry O

H has been tucked in bed for over an hour now. I just walked past her room and heard her little voice crooning, "hi ho the derry-o." #whyareallkidssongsaboutfarmanimals #justgotosleep #itsgonnabearoughmorning On February 21, 2016 at 08:47PM

Delicious

Tonight H requested a PP and J sandwich for dinner. #yummy #pottyhumornevergetsold #doesshereallyhavetogrowup On February 20, 2016 at 06:26PM

That new museum

H: I want to take the train to the museum!

D: Well, we can't take the train to the Please Touch Museum, but we could take it to a museum, just a different one.

H: I want to go to the A Museum!

I'm really sad for the tiny dude in the upper left hand corner. He seems really bummed out. #artfromschool #frownyface

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Can you pretend to eat me?

Just don't do it for real because I don't want to be gone.

This weekend, hard at work on her Valentines for school with a few sock monkeys for moral support. #theygrowupsofast #tinywriter

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That time H asked me to come into the kitchen so she could talk to me

H: [Calling from the kitchen] Mommy, can you come in here please?
M: [Calling back from the family room] What do you need, H?
H: No, I want to talk to you in the kitchen.
M: Ok, here I come.
H: [Holding up a post it note she had drawn a few lines on with an accusatory face] Mommy, I gave you this drawing to put on the fridge. But I just found it in the trash can. Was that an accident?
M: Uh... yeah, it was an accident... Sorry about that...

Questions I've been asked recently

How do penguins laugh?
Do bears eat snow?

Is chocolate good or junk food?

Where is your peanut?
How come, when you're outside you can see the sky but when you're inside all you can see is the ceiling?

H doesn't often draw something that looks so much like what she claims. Here, a bird.

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