How come?

H: How come Baby Grey doesn't have a daddy?
M: Because her mommies love each other instead of a man.
H: But they love Elliot!

Weight gain, explained by H

How you get bigger is you eat a lot of food and your food pushes you bigger. You don't break, you just get bigger!

Smart girl

In the car on the way home from school:

H: I wanna be a sea turtle. Who eats sea turtles?

M: I don't know, sharks?

H: Nevermind, I wanna be a human.

Later, watching Finding Nemo:

H: Mommy, who eats starfishes?

M: Nobody, I think.

H: I wanna be a starfish.

"It's so drivey around here."

As cars zoom past us on the road.

Said no kid, ever.

Except ours.

H: I've had 3 screen times today, that's enough.

Think a DVD will give you peace and quiet on your road trip?

Think again.

H: Is it the beginning?

M: Yes.

H: Is it the beginning?

M: Yes.

H: Is this the beginning of the movie?

M: Yes, this is the beginning.

H: Tell me when it's not the beginning anymore.

M: H, mommy and daddy can't see the movie, only you can.

H: Ok. Is this still the beginning?

M: ...

H: He burped.

Check out that gnarly tat. Also the bandaid from one of four shots she survived without crying on Friday. #toughgirl

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