She knows her bedtime

H, after glancing at our digital clock: "It's after my bedtime so after I color in this heart I'll go brush my teeth." #lovethiskid #toogoodtobetrue #takesaftermoi On March 23, 2017 at 07:05PM

I'm trying to get her to put her pants on but she's running away. Also she took half of my lipstick.

Awesome but sometimes terrifying

Since I picked H up today, she's been on an eagle kick. I'm mommy eagle, she's sister eagle, then of course we have daddy and baby brother eagle. We flew our eagle plane home from school (since eagle kids can't fly yet) and then she trapped us some foxes to eat, carefully removing their eyes and claws and sharp teeth and adding "ingredients" to make them into dinner. She told me about the closet full of dead foxes she has in her room so that we'll never starve. Her imagination is awesome but sometimes terrifying. 🦊🦅🤷🏾‍♀️ #wildamerica #kindergardenisntreadyforthisone On March 15, 2017 at 06:35PM

Scientist-teacher

H the other day in the car: "When I grow up, I want to be a scientist-teacher so I can tell kids things they never heard in their lives." #thisgirlisthebest #futureprofessorsofamerica On March 07, 2017 at 06:09PM

Do you think daddy is?

H: "Mommy, are you old enough to use a ladder?" M: "Yes." H: "Well, do you think daddy is?" #illjustleavethishere On March 07, 2017 at 06:08PM

AKA

H has started referring to herself as "the queen of everything except for apples." #wheredoesshegetthisstuff On March 05, 2017 at 08:04AM

How many years until spring?

H at breakfast: Mommy, how many years until spring? #outofthemouthsofbabes #justwannaplayoutside On March 05, 2017 at 07:30AM