All of a sudden

All she wants is love scenes in movies.

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Giving

This morning after getting her allowance, H asked if she could donate her "to help" for homeless people. We looked up a bunch of options and decided on Project Home, where Mr. Patrick works. She and E donated $25.

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Questions

"What do homeless people do on their birthdays?"

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Star Wars episode 5

E: we should put darth Vader in a jail with all bricks everywhere and no windows so he can't choke anyone.

H: I just noticed something. All the fighters and all the bad guys, They're all boys. Girls can be powerful too.

H: Jabba the butt!!

E: those guys are not being proper
M: who?
E: all of them!

E: that strong girl that we saw in the white, she's not the only girl in this!
H: yeah but she doesn't even do any fighting

H: for once, when the girl was about to rescue the boy!

H: (singing): hibernation sickness... makes you a lunatic!

H : oh my god, what is she wearing?!
E: why doesn't she have a shirt on?!

H: why isn't he using the force?!

H: it's a flying boat!
E: it's a boat that flies?! What the heck?!

E: best movie ever!

E: that yoda is ugly, no offense, ugly Yoda!!

H: wait!? He had a crush on his sister?! My mind is blown!

H: this time they made someone in white be the bad guy! Well, except darth Vader, he's black. But if he was grey, that would be equal. Or pink, that would be fun!

E: is this real life?
M: no
E: I thought so. The force isn't real.

H: I love the chipmunks!
M: they're called Ewoks
H: I know

E: Luke is nice! Why are they trying to toast him?!

H: at least he's the main course and not dessert!

H: that bear was trying to kiss r2d2! He doesn't even have a mouth!

E: it's good that you didn't die when I was very little. Because I don't have a very good memory.

About darth Vader: E: I think it's because that he has a small heart, not a big one. But why!?

E: what happens in space if you put popcorn in it?

H: two hamsters in suits and one guy not doing anything can defeat an army

E: where is he? He's not dead, right?
H: he's in heaven

E: I never betrayed you, or you mommy, or you daddy. I never even betrayed this house.

E: why is he called Luke skywalker? Does he walk on the sky?

When Vader takes his mask off
E: how old is he?

E: why are they celebrating when it's a sad ending?

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Watching Star Wars

E: will there be any good parts in this?
E: will the good guys win?

E: hey, there's two suns in that
H: that's what I was gonna say

Luke gets his father's life saber
E: wow!
H: isn't it light saver?

E: why aren't they hot when they're in the desert?

When the guy is questioning Vader
E: that's your boss!

E: I want to ride in that!
H: why is there a close up on the needle when that's not even the most dangerous thing?

"Your droids will have to wait outside. We don't serve their kind here."
H: that's like being racist!

At the cantina, they both crack up. We first see Han Solo, parents say, Do you recognize that guy?
H: elf!

E: jabba the hut is actually wider than you! (To mommy)

H: do you think I could run at light speed?

H: what is that monkey doing?
(About Chewbacca)

H: Did they at least bring any snacks?

H: finally a powerful woman! (When leia shoots them into the trash shoot)

In the garbage shoot:
E: now that is a mess!

H: is anybody on our team going to die?

When leia puts a blanket on Luke
H: is this true love?
E: h, this is sad music!

In the movie: "May the force be with you"
E: I don't know how to do that.

H they don't e end get anything for doing that!

E: Are we going to see his face?
H: Does his mask fall off in an awkward situation?
E: Or does somebody take it off?

H: all they get is a strap with a medal on it? At first I thought it was a belt
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government

H: "When I imagine government, I picture a U-shaped table with about five people sitting there talking about how to solve our problems."