Potty training moments (Ongoing series)

H: (Standing in the living room after dinner) "I'm pooping and pooping and pooping!"
M: "Hope, are you pooping?"
H: "No."

Playing Ring Around the Rosie with herself in the living room after dinner
H: "I'm not pooping!"
M: "You sure look like you're pooping."
H: (Squatting down and scrunching up her face) "Well, I'm not."


H: (Sitting on the potty before bed) "I think maybe my poop said my butt looks like a nest and it wants to stay in there."
M: ...