M: Before you put on your swimsuit, let's go to the potty, just in case.
H: I don't have to! I don't like you. You're so mean!
Act two
Two minutes later, in the swimming pool...
H: I have to go potty.
Commencing drying and foot wiping for child to enter house
Act three
Two minutes later, child returns to swimming pool...
H: Nothing came out. Why are you laughing, Mommy?
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