Backseat observations

"Mommy! When I pick my nose, it bleeds!" 

"Only cars go in the street. And people go on the sidewalk."

"Some houses are apart, and some houses are close."

"There's leaves on that house!"

"Some trees are sick."

"Daddy looks like a monster because he has a beard. Baby bruva can't have a beard because his chin is too small."

While reading a book in which all the characters have dark hair: "Mommy, where's the one with the blond hair?"