Who should turn off the light?

[After bedtime story tonight]

M: Do you want to turn off the light, or should mommy do it?
H: There's another option!
M: Yeah?
H: We could do it together.

[Mom's heart melts]

H to J

(While holding out a plastic container from the recycling bin): "See, smell how cold it is."

[There's no real explanation here. She just said the container was "too cold" for her to carry downstairs, then asked me to smell to verify that it was cold.]

H to T

"You're stressing me out."