H: "Tonight I'm not going to sleep because I need to do magic so that when my Elsies grow up they can be magicians." M: .... #howcaniarguewiththatlogic #justgotheefftosleep On February 21, 2017 at 07:11PM
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Transportation
H: "Do you know why a shark is kinda like transportation?" M: "No...." H: "Because when it eats you and then swims somewhere, it's like you're moving!" #whataretheydoingatschool #shesgotapoint On February 19, 2017 at 07:00PM
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Smarter.
H: [At dinner] Julian's smart but I'm smarter.
M: What makes you say that?
H: Today at school he said that butts are vaginas. But I said that butts are butts.
M: What makes you say that?
H: Today at school he said that butts are vaginas. But I said that butts are butts.
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