H: Is it close to Valentine's Day? M: Yes, it's about two weeks away. H: Because you don't have very much candy yet... #shescatchingon #highexpectations On January 31, 2018 at 07:36PM
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
The Questions
Prompted by a friend on Facebook, I asked H these questions about Mommy and Daddy tonight. Her answers had us crying with laughter.
Hope, age 5.5
Hope, age 5.5
What is something I say a lot?
M: "The bathroom is yours, Hopey!"
D: "Don’t forget your gloves!" Well, he said that one time.
What makes me happy?
M: Watching me and Elliot play
D: Putting me and Elliot to sleep
What makes me sad?
M: Seeing me fall off a swing.
D: I've never seen Daddy sad.
How tall am I?
M: [She made me stand up and take off my shoes to do the measurement, which she accomplished by running her hand up me while counting.] 22. [I asked 22 what?] 22 pounds.
D: Usually dads are taller so maybe he’s 60.
What's my favorite thing to do?
M: Sit down and read books
D: Build a snowman. I never saw him do that, but I can’t think of anything else.
What is my favorite food?
M: Salad.
D: Salad?
What is my favorite drink?
M: Milk
D: I can’t think of it but it’s a parent food.
If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
M: Camping
D: Running
Do you think you could live with out me?
M: No
D: No
How do I annoy you?
M: I don’t know any reason.
D: He doesn’t annoy me.
What is my favorite TV show?
M: Spongebob
D: He told me he likes Spongebob.
What is my job?
M: Being a parent. [When prompted] You’re a teacher too.
D: I don’t know.
How old am I?
M: Maybe 32?
D: [With certainty] 62
What's my favorite color?
M: Orange
D: Umm. I don’t know.
How much do I love you?
M: A million
D: A billion
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