Hope's Christmas Knock Knock Joke

Knock knock
Who's there?
Santa.
Come in!

Touche

On the way home from school this evening:
H: I want cheese and crackers.
J: Ok, when we get home, you can have some.
[5 min later]
H: I want yogurt.
J: I thought you wanted cheese and crackers.
H: I want cheese and crackers and yogurt.
J: Oh, so you want both?
H: No, I want three.

Touche.

#alittleknowledgeisascarything #wetalkaboutyogurtalot

All Kids Deserve This

I hate to get all gushy, but there's nothing more touching than hearing your toddler reflect your own words to her stuffed animals and dolls: "I love you", "Sleep well", "You my sunshine." What goes in comes out, and I'm so glad that my little one is surrounded by love and tenderness. #allkidsdeservethis #maywenevertakeherforgranted

Hope's comment while watching me get my hair cut

"Your hair is falling on the ground, mommy!"

Dec 12, 2014

Straight-up brag

Today on the way up the stairs, Hope counted to 29. Twenty-nine! (Then she continued on to thirty-ten, thirty-eleven, and thirty-twelve, but we'll just focus on the first part). #straightupbrag #somethinggoodisgoingonatthatschool

Counting wins

Today on the way up the stairs, Hope counted to 29. (Then she continued on to thirty-ten, thirty-eleven, and thirty-twelve, but we'll just focus on the first part). 

Not quite ready for potty training

From the back seat on the way to school this morning: "I peeing!"

Me: "That's great, Hope! If you tell mommy and daddy when we're at home, we can help you get to the potty."

From the back seat: "No, I pee in my diaper."

#pottytrainingwoes #whenevershesready #imgoingtobechangingdiaperswhenshes12