When a search for the other star produces no fruit

"Maybe I'll just have to live with one."

How many...

M: How many is 1 and 1?
H: 2!
M: How many is 2 and 2?
H: 4!
M: How many is 3 and 3?
[Pause]
H: A lot!

All of a sudden I have 3 kids?!?

Talking to grandparents on the phone

To GamGam and Dibby

H: Do you have cheese and broccoli?

To Grammy and Pappy Jack

H: (aside to us) Grammy's not there. (To phone) Is Grammy lost?

Listen!

M: Listen, Hope, the birds are chirping! They're saying, "Wake up, Hopie!"

H: Birds can't talk, Mommy.

#rainonmyparade #literalthreenager

Nugget makes a good pillow

My toddler just said

"I'm going to clean up all these toys so I can watch Yo Gabba Gabba with options."

So I said, "good idea! Would you like some help?"

And she replied, "no thanks."

#yesplease

#dumbstruckmama