Magic

H: "Tonight I'm not going to sleep because I need to do magic so that when my Elsies grow up they can be magicians." M: .... #howcaniarguewiththatlogic #justgotheefftosleep On February 21, 2017 at 07:11PM

Transportation

H: "Do you know why a shark is kinda like transportation?" M: "No...." H: "Because when it eats you and then swims somewhere, it's like you're moving!" #whataretheydoingatschool #shesgotapoint On February 19, 2017 at 07:00PM

Smarter.

H: [At dinner] Julian's smart but I'm smarter.
M: What makes you say that?
H: Today at school he said that butts are vaginas. But I said that butts are butts.

Reading "Mustache Boy"

Question after question after question...
H: Why are they not wearing shirts?
H: Why are they wearing masks?
H: What is pro-wrestling?
H: What does 'in-crime' mean?
H: What does mischievous mean?
[In the middle of a long-winded answer from a parent]
H: Let's just turn the page.

Reading your daughter a book she wrote for her bedtime story=priceless. Our kiddo is so freakin' cool. #givesmehopeeveryday #herimaginationthough #futurewriterofamerica

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Future writer of america

Reading your daughter a book she wrote for her bedtime story=priceless. Our kiddo is so freakin' cool. #givesmehopeeveryday #herimaginationthough #futurewriterofamerica On January 21, 2017 at 08:04PM

White Christmas

H's pick for movie night tonight after cleaning up her whole bedroom all by herself: White Christmas. Man, I love this kid. On December 27, 2016 at 05:53PM