"Did you wipe all of it?"

[Following a BM on her tiny potty tonight]

H: Did you wipe all of it?

M: Yes, Hopey. I always wipe all of it.

H: Just like daddy does.

M: Yes, daddy wipes all of it too.

H: And Baby Bruva will wipe me too when he gets bigger!

M: By the time your brother is old enough to wipe you, you better be doing it by yourself.