Think a DVD will give you peace and quiet on your road trip?

Think again.

H: Is it the beginning?

M: Yes.

H: Is it the beginning?

M: Yes.

H: Is this the beginning of the movie?

M: Yes, this is the beginning.

H: Tell me when it's not the beginning anymore.

M: H, mommy and daddy can't see the movie, only you can.

H: Ok. Is this still the beginning?

M: ...

H: He burped.